Michael | 21 | Texas

hush, I ain't gon' burn it

@theeromo

 

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

fall: ugh I can't wait for summer

winter: ugh I can't wait for summer

spring: ugh I can't wait for summer

summer: wtf is this

raw-r-evolution:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

racists standing up for racists. 

raw-r-evolution:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

racists standing up for racists. 

dragonmaster0430:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

there are two kinds of people

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE)

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

(Source: owmeex)

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.