Michael | 21 | Texas

hush, I ain't gon' burn it

@theeromo

 

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beyoncevevo:

Born To Die | Lana Del Rey

Come take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump)

vinebox:

How people tell the story VS. What really happened

buymeapenguinplz:

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

there’s no way these all weren’t planned.